Jasmine 🐌 || 20s || Whatever-sexual

ansixilus:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people “roll their eyes”, they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it’s usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they “rolled”.

I’ve found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

lavinia-pfigg:

tlatollotl:

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don’t lose the notes:

#they always see ‘pixie’ and ‘dream’ and ‘girl’#but forget the terrible awesome driving power of ‘manic’

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

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Absolutely bonkers that I’m now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

whalesharkpasta:

whalesharkpasta:

Body horror is weird when you know a lot disabled people because some times people say body horror and it the most deep wrong dread scary things and some times people say body horror and it will be a normal human with the body type of my friend alex who has marfans and the walking pattern of my friend kahurangi who has cerebral palsy and the hands fingers of my friend marama who has a congenital limb difference and bad arthritis

When I was 8 years old my friend in my special ed class at school was diagnosed with brain cancer. She was 6 years old. She moved when she could with this slow drag shuffle because she couldn’t really pick her limbs up. She lost control of her face and eyes and hated not being able to pick what she was looking at. She became skinny and shrivelled and wasted at the same time as she became bloated and swollen and uneven . I watched her lose the ability to walk and then to crawl and I watched her lose the ability to feed her self and then to un curl her hands at all. Toward the end she stopped speaking even though it was one of the ability she had left because she didn’t have any thing she wanted to say any more. toward the end she looked scared all the time I remember it. She died 5 months after being diagnosed at age 7 . At her tangihanga I remember her mum breaking down and falling to hands and knees and then curling up into a ball face down crying on the harakeke mat in front of the coffin. It was the first time And only time I have ever seen an adult cry like that. It’s been nine years there is a memorial stone with her name and a butterfly carving on it at the local park in the footpath. I remember how she walked and moved. I watch a horror movie and I see her

ceruleanfuckup:

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Reblogs were disabled so here you go

ralfmaximus:

bakuen:

knightofleo:

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

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Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

elodieunderglass:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

kedreeva:

kedreeva:

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!

This post is applicable in both hemispheres on both solstices!

If you struggle to apply the post correctly try rotating it upside down.

greenfinchg:

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It’s mermay Monday again 🤭

andoutofharm:

the thing that always gets me about favorite record is how repetitive it is. we danced, we danced. I confessed, i confessed. I can’t, i can’t. I spin I spin i spin I spin. the record is their favorite but it’s started breaking down. it’s skipping on their favorite lines and can’t finish a thought because it keeps jolting back to what was there before. the song is stuck in their head and they can’t remember how to forget it and move on.

such-sweet-entropy:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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bogleech:

bogleech:

Remembering how once many years ago I was walking downhill at a trail in a forest with some other people when I felt something slam into my back, and I reflexively ran forward still feeling whatever it was, like something had leapt onto my back and was clinging there the whole way down. I got to the bottom of the hill and stumbled to the side and a cyclist shot past just saying “SORRY!”

According to everyone else, the bike basically hit me square in the back, pushed me all the way down the hill, and my legs by maybe pure reflex just literally “ran with it,” like this:

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Somehow I didn’t get hurt by it at all

To answer common questions, I believe they did hit the brakes and simply slid all the way down, and I believe they did yell during this event but I couldn’t have distinguished that from anyone else yelling since there were many adjacent people. It was partially nobody’s fault because it was a strange bike path made by locals rather than an official legal park of any kind, the hill was probably built too steep plus it was dry and dusty

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

teaboot:

fattylime:

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a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

qbertsstuff:

why do you have short nails?

homo reasons

just like them short

male raised to believe nails must be short

neurodivergent reasons

digital artist reasons

mixture of reasons (explain in tags?)

other reason (explain in tags bc i am picking my brain thinking of reason lmao)

they’re not short

anonymousdandelion:

What is the most likely reason for someone to get your name wrong?

My name includes sounds that some people have difficulty pronouncing

Because my name is “foreign” people call me a modified (e.g. anglicized) variant

There is another common name that looks or sounds similar to mine

People see my name written and read it with a different phonetic pronunciation

My name is often just so unfamiliar to people that they struggle with it

People call me by a former name/deadname/name I no longer use

Another reason

There is absolutely no explanation… yet, they manage to say it wrong anyway

I deliberately trick people into saying my name wrong because I enjoy mischief

Everybody says my name correctly :)

Yet another poll on the subject of name errors — because all things come in threes and mostly because the notes on the other polls are very intriguing. I imagine multiple answers will be true for many of us (goodness knows they are for me), but try to choose whatever feels like the most common/prevalent reason!

Reblog, if you like, for a larger sample size to continue forcing me to wade through too many fascinating name-related notifications. But also for sample size. :-)